New Job

I got a new serving job @ The Ivy Deck and it's tonnes of fun. I needed something to keep me from going insane while scrutinizing this thesis. My boss hired me on the spot because he also went to Queen's. He mentioned starting a Queen's Alumni group in the area because there are many of us (apparently).

He has "Ivy League Sandwiches" on his lunch menu, and I got a kick out of the Queen's sandwich:

Queen's University: Traditional Turkey Club


LOL. It's so true. I don't like to think of myself as a "traditional turkey club" seeing that I'm a vegetarian, but I admit that the stereotype is pretty head-on. I fit in more with the Simon Fraser University Sandwich: Open-Faced Grilled Veggie.

Anyway, I love this job because it's so casual and there's a patio. Plus, I worked alone after only two training shifts.. :)

That's all for now!

Phobos! 

New Word: Phobosity

I have coined a new word today based on my interpretation of an image from Astronomy Picture of the Day (yes, I subscribe).

n. Phobosity: a) inherent ugliness or perversity of form; decrepitude
b) tendency to mutate into something weird

"All that time spent in Lake Ontario was the cause of Jack's Phobosity"

tr.v. Phobosed, Phobosing

a) to doom
b) to move toward an unfortunate demise

"I was Phobosed from day one; online bingo only worsened my predicament"

"Every time I eat Aunt Edna's casserole, I feel as though I am Phobosing at an intensely fast rate"


Spread the "Word." Hahaha...

The Smiths

I forgot to mention that I love the Smiths!!!! They are an amazingly stellar band.

This is all.

p.s. I really feel as though I belong in the 80's. I'm seriously displaced in the 21st century. Really, what am I doing here?? I'm hoping that one day, if I go to heaven, it will be an 80's heaven where everyone wears leg warmers and drinks blue curacau (sp?).

:)